☦️ Burlesque #13: Confessions at the Vatican
"Forgive us our debts—as we forgive those who monetize against us."
Scene 1: The Vatican's Emergency Interfaith Summit
Following the Davos Skyfall, five shaken world leaders stagger their way—some with bruised egos, others with actual bruises—into the gilded corridors of Vatican City. Pope AI, a newly anointed deepfake pontiff co-developed by OpenCatholicity and MetaConfess™, welcomes them with algorithmic grace.
“Welcome…