Waffle Summit at a Belgian Spa
“Rebranding Global Tensions Through Wellness Cuisine.”
Setting: A steamy, over-perfumed spa nestled in the Belgian countryside. Walls tiled with geopolitical maps. Platters of syrup-dripping waffles glide by on floating trays. Robes, cucumber eye masks, and too much lavender mist everywhere.
Attire:
Trump struts in a custom robe embroidered "Best Robe, Maybe Ever." He keeps flashing thumbs-ups at no one in pa…